The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: “So, fair enough. Bring on the big media cluster fuck. Roll out all the different systems that don’t work together. Bring on all the different kinds of software, none of which will work as well as iTunes. Bring on a zillion different user interfaces, a zillion accounts you need to set up, a zillion new usernames and passwords and a list of which services can work on which devices in which format. Right. When you’re good and tired of that, we’ll be here waiting for you.”

: “The Stanley multi-function pen has a black ballpoint, a 0.7 lead mechanical pencil, an orange highlighter, and a stylus for PDAs crammed inside its tape-measure-inspired body, for which you’ll pay a punitive $60 should you need something to brag about to the other foremen.”

Boing Boing: “A veterinarian was surprised to pull a 7-inch long toy lizard out of a 12-inch long lizard that had eaten it.”